welcome to jerkcity

"welcome to jerkcity" | Saturday, December 4, 1999 | No. 431
rands: THIS IS JERKCITY
rands: A LAND FULL OF ENCHANTMENT AND WONDER
rands: BUT ALSO A LAND FULL OF DANGER AND INTRIGUE
rands: COME WITH ME NOW
rands: EXPLORE THESE VAST UNTAMED LANDS WITH ME
rands: WHO KNOWS WHAT ADVENTURES WE'LL HAVE
rands: FOLLOW ME AND WE'LL SEE WHERE THE PATH--
pants: SURPRISE !!! COCKSUCKING HALGHAGULAHGLUAHULAG







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"huge holes in the walls" featuring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.