extra large pepperoni to stall zero

"extra large pepperoni to stall zero" | Sunday, December 5, 1999 | No. 432
pants: HAVE YOU EVER EVEN TRIED TO GET A PIZZA DELIVERED TO A STALL BEFORE
atandt: FISTICUFFS ENSUE
pants: WE SHOULD NUMBER FROM ONE UP GUYS, NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE STARTING AT ZERO THING
pants: SOMETIMES I WORRY ABOUT THE NATION'S PRICK SUPPLY
atandt: START COUNTING PRICKS AT ZERO AND YOU GET AN EXTRA PRICK







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"you need to earn it" featuring deuce and pants




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