i deserve better

"i deserve better" | Wednesday, September 29, 2010 | No. 4,334
spigot: WHY CAN'T THE FBI PROBE MY ASS BALLS AND LEGS FOR HACKING INTO THE BAG OF DORITOS
deuce: T SPIGOT I THINK WITH PROPER MOTIVATION IT CAN BE ARRANGED
spigot: I WISH TO BE LOVED AND FONDLED AND SCRUBBED AND DIAPERED AND DISPOSED OF
deuce: WANG BONG
spigot: I AM A GAY ADULT MALE PEOPLE AND I DESERVE BETTER
deuce: T SPIGOT NO YOU DO NOT







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