the waiter

"the waiter" | Tuesday, December 14, 1999 | No. 441
pants: HORMPTH CHOMP CHEW HEY WAIT JUST A GOLD-BRICKIN' MINUTE
spigot: WHAT
pants: I ORDERED COCKSUCKER'S DELIGHT
spigot: WHO
pants: THIS IS CLEARLY THE DICKLICKER'S PLATE
spigot: I AM SORRY!!!!!! I WILL BE RIGHT BACK!!!!!!!
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CRASH CLATTER BONK
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP YOUR BILL!!!!! AND THANK YOU!!!!!
spigot: OH RIGHT THE COCKSUCKER THINGAMABLOBBER
spigot: CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CRASH CLATTER BONK
pants: WHY DO I EAT HERE
spigot: SIR THIS IS THE GOVERNOR'S PRIVATE CORNER TOILET







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