guess what happens

"guess what happens" | Friday, December 31, 2010 | No. 4,424
spigot: HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NOW THAT GOOGLE BOUGHT JERKCITY?!?!?!?
spigot: THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!! WE ALL GET OLD NAVY PERFORMANCE FLEECE
spigot: CAN WARDIAL THROUGH 408 AND 415 WITH A RECORDED SOLICITATION FOR HOOKERS







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"upgrading/fondling" featuring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.