forward and back

"forward and back" | Sunday, December 19, 1999 | No. 446
spigot: BY MY CALCULATIONS THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A SECOND JIZZER
spigot: THESE ARCS AND SPURTS AND LINES INDICATE TWO SEPARATE AND DISTINCT DIRECTIONS
pants: FORWARD
pants: AND BACK
pants: FORWARD
pants: AND BACK
pants: FORWARD
pants: AND HULAGHLAHUGLUA BACK
spigot: BAGHLAGHULAG







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