sirens in the distance

"sirens in the distance" | Saturday, February 26, 2011 | No. 4,477
pants: CAN WE PLEASE WANG
deuce: NO
pants: I BEG OF YOU
deuce: NEGATIVE
pants: THEN LET ME SPURT UP THE NEIGHBORS
deuce: WELL OKAY







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