the story of us

"the story of us" | Tuesday, December 21, 1999 | No. 448
pants: WHEN I SAY I LICKED ~9 DICKS COULD THAT MEAN 8 OR 10 OR 9.25
pants: BECAUSE HONESTLY THIS TIME I DON'T REMEMBER
deuce: THAT'S PROBABLY TRUE
deuce: YOU CAN HARDLY BE BLAMED FOR LOSING COUNT WITH THE VOLUME YOU PROCESS
pants: (SNIFF) REALLY ??!?
deuce: NO I'M JUST KIDDING YOU STILL GET BEATEN FOR YOUR MISTAKES AS ALWAYS







Tomorrow
"aloud a lot" starring spigot and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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