The Jerkcity Christmas Special

"The Jerkcity Christmas Special" | Saturday, December 25, 1999 | No. 452
: Xmas with pants who will recite for you a traditional English poem about christmas titled "God Bless the Master"
pants: GOD BLESS THE MASTER OF THIS HAULGHUALG HOUSE
pants: THE MISTRESS HLAULAHLAUGH ALSO
pants: AND ALL THE LITTLE CHILDREN THAT HLUAGHULAG
pants: HALGHLAGHULAHGLAG THAT ROUND THE TABLE GO
pants: HULAGHULAULAG AND ALL YOUR HLAGHULAG AND HLAGHULAG
pants: THAT HALGHUALHGLAUGHL DWELL BOTH FAR AND NEAR HALGUHAG
pants: I WISH YOU A MERRY HALGHULAULAG CHRISTMAS
pants: LOOK EVERYBODY I MADE TINSEL







Tomorrow
"where scalloped potatoes don't taste like magazines" featuring spigot and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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