the cocksucking game

"the cocksucking game" | Sunday, December 26, 1999 | No. 453
spigot: LGHBLHGLHB
pants: GLHBLHGLBHLGH
spigot: GLHBLHGLHBLHGLBH
pants: BHGLHBLHGLHBLGLHB
pants: GHLBHGLHLBHLGHLHB
spigot: WAIT WAIT
pants: GHBLHGLHBLHGLBLBLH
spigot: I SAID WAIT HANG ON
pants: WHAT??????
spigot: BHGLHBLHGLHBLGHLBHLG
pants: OH MY GOD NO FAIR
spigot: BHGLHBLHGLHBLHGLBH
pants: GLHBLHGLHBLGHLBHGLHB







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