all wrapped up

"all wrapped up" | Saturday, June 18, 2011 | No. 4,573
deuce: EVERYBODY MEET ON JERKCITY IN FIVE MINUTES
spigot: INSTEAD OF "SOYLENT" GREEN IT SHOULD BE "SOILED" BECAUSE I JUST TOOK A BIG FAT DUMP RIGHT HERE IN MY BEIGE LOAFERS EVERYONE
pants: I'M ALL WRAPPED UP IN A DIAPER RIGHT NOW BUT OKAY
pants: IF YOU DON'T MIND MY BUFFOONISH APPEARANCE I'LL BE THERE
spigot: CC: EGG MCMUFFIN







Tomorrow
"your toebeans, your pisspots" featuring pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.