item zero

"item zero" | Monday, June 20, 2011 | No. 4,575
spigot: ALL THOSE IN FAVOR
spigot: FOLKS THESE WOMEN NEED ROOMS TO CLEAN AND IF THERE'S NO
spigot: EXCUSE ME I HAVE THE FLOOR
spigot: THE FIRST ITEM IN THE ARRAY, ITEM ZERO, WILL BE DOGSHIT
spigot: HANDS UP WHO KNOWS WHY IT'S CALLED ITEM ZERO
spigot: HANDS UP WHO'S HEARD OF ARRAYS
spigot: HANDS UP WHO LIKES DOGSHIT
spigot: FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER







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