the irc

"the irc" | Tuesday, June 28, 2011 | No. 4,582
spigot: THIS IS THE STIFFEST MY BONE HAS BEEN IN LIKE THREE WEEKS
spigot: ALSO JERKCITY IS ON TONIGHT
pants: HELLO?
spigot: T DEUCE NOT SURE IF IT'S A REPEAT
pants: HELLO?
spigot: T DEUCE I'M ALREADY TAPING IT
pants: IS THERE ANYONE HERE
pants: IS THIS THE IRC OR JUST UNIX
spigot: T DEUCE NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU
pants: MY GOOD CHRIST
spigot: SCOOT OVER







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.