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"huge gay dicks" | Friday, December 31, 1999 | No. 460
spigot: HUGE GAY DICKS!!!!!!!! REALLY POKING NOW!!!!!!!!
pants: ARE YOU ASKING FOR HELP ??? IS THIS REALLY A ***RED*** ALERT
deuce: COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS
spigot: IT IS A PINK ALERT IN THE SHAPE OF ME GETTING ARRESTED
deuce: MARCHING STRAIGHT AND PROUD
pants: I WILL ROLL QUARTERS ALL NIGHT LONG BUT ON THE WAY TO BAIL YOU OUT I WILL HAVE A BIG MAC ATTACK AND THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T COME HOME







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