die trying

"die trying" | Saturday, July 16, 2011 | No. 4,600
spigot: ***GROUNDS*** FOR DIVORCE!!!!!! A HILARIOUS WEB-COMIC ALL ABOUT COFFEE AND WIFE-BEATING
pants: USING AN OLD BOX-OF-WINE TO HOLD MY 5 1/4" DISKETTES
pants: COFFEE IN ONE HAND AND COMIC BOOKS IN THE OTHER
pants: I WILL BEAT YOU OFF OR DIE TRYING







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"verification of member information is now due" starring deuce and pants




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