and then the squirting began

"and then the squirting began" | Saturday, August 6, 2011 | No. 4,621
deuce: AN URGENT RUNNY SHIT INTERRUPTED ME
pants: AND THEN THE SQUIRTING BEGAN
deuce: INDEED IT WAS SQUIRTING AND BURNING, NO QUESTION
pants: THREE WIVES SIX SHRINKS AND I STILL LOVE WHORES







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"southern belle accent" featuring deuce and spigot and pants




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