float through the air

"float through the air" | Monday, September 12, 2011 | No. 4,658
pants: PLEASE HELP ME TO FLOAT THROUGH THE AIR
deuce: GLAHGLAHG
pants: TIE A STRING TO ME THIS TIME
deuce: I PROMISED TO INFLATE YOU WITH HELIUM OR SOME OTHER GAY GAS BUT THAT IS WHERE MY RESPONSIBILITY IN THIS MATTER ENDS







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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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