an astronomy lesson

"an astronomy lesson" | Friday, January 7, 2000 | No. 468
deuce: MY SOLAR OBSERVATIONS FOR DECEMBER 1999
deuce: 1. IT'S BRIGHT
deuce: 2. I CAN SEE MY OWN DICK IN THE MIRROR
deuce: 3. MY NEIGHBOR'S DOGSHIT TASTES TANGY
deuce: 4. I AM TOTALLY INCAPABLE OF GETTING AN ERECTION







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