do i look fat

"do i look fat" | Monday, January 10, 2000 | No. 471
pants: DO I LOOK FAT
spigot: TAKE THE PRICKS OUT OF YOUR HANDS AND MOUTH
spigot: OKAY NOW PUT THE LEFT PRICK IN YOUR RIGHT HAND AND JUST ONE IN YOUR MOUTH
spigot: NOW PUT BOTH PRICKS FROM YOUR LEFT HAND IN THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH
spigot: THERE
spigot: YOU ARE VERY FUCKING FAT







Tomorrow
"toilet bowl" starring spigot and pants




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