oysters for breakfast

"oysters for breakfast" | Wednesday, November 16, 2011 | No. 4,715
pants: THE TASTE OF SEMEN AND THE CONSISTENCY OF A GARDEN SLUG??????????
pants: SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







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