a huge spaceship

"a huge spaceship" | Friday, January 14, 2000 | No. 475
spigot: FOLKS THE SUN'S ATMOSPHERE HAS EXPANDED TO ENGULF AND DESTROY MERCURY AND VENUS!!!!!!! CAN WE PLEASE START WORKING ON A HUGE SPACESHIP???????
spigot: THE OCEANS ARE BOILING AND THE SKY IS A DEEP RED AND EVERYONE'S COMPLAINING!!!!!!!!!!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE EPISODE 1 OF FELICITY ON TAPE
spigot: PEOPLE ARE COLLAPSING AND MELTING INTO THE SIDEWALK!!!!!! BUILDINGS ARE BEING UPROOTED BY HUGE BUBBLING BURSTS OF LAVA AND VOLCANIC SMOKE!!!!!!!!! HOPEFULLY KINKO'S WILL BE OPEN SO I CAN FINISH MY ZINE!!!!!!!!!!







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