math

"math" | Sunday, January 16, 2000 | No. 477
deuce: MANHANDLE ME
spigot: UNDER THE BRIGHT SUPERMARKET LIGHTS:
spigot: 3 WHORES
spigot: TIMES 110 POUNDS
spigot: TIMES TEN 30-GALLON BAGS
spigot: FOR $5.99 OR FIFTEEN 10-GALLON CINCH SACKS FOR $3 EVEN ?????????????????
deuce: WHO SAID YOU'D NEVER USE ALGEBRA







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