a helpful hint

"a helpful hint" | Wednesday, January 18, 2012 | No. 4,775
spigot: HINT: I'M SUCKING YOU RIGHT NOW (LOOK DOWN)
spigot: SURPRISE
spigot: AND JUST LIKE THAT HE WAS GONE







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