i have no penis

"i have no penis" | Tuesday, January 18, 2000 | No. 479
deuce: I HAVE NO PENIS
pants: I HAVE TWO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE YOU GO
pants: IT IS ATTACHED TO SOME YOUNG MAN BUT YOU WILL GET USED TO HIM
pants: I CALL HIM "BIG JOHN"
pants: AND HE'LL CALL YOU "HOSS"
pants: AND WE'LL ALL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP
deuce: I DO NOT LIKE THIS PLAY ONE LITTLE BIT
pants: APPLUASE SIGN







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