spigot: MORE PIZZA AND BEER PLEASE MY PANTS ARE FALLING DOWN
spigot: MOTE BUTTER}ED SCONES PLEASE}}}}} CAN';T FEEL MY LEGS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
: Now chatting in room #test on jerkplay.jerkcity.com (COCKS)
Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.
