hilfiger lander

"hilfiger lander" | Friday, January 21, 2000 | No. 482
spigot: NASA LAUNCHES PEPSI ONE ORBITER, TOMMY HILFIGER LANDER
deuce: CALVIN KLINE THINGY WHICH CRASHES INTO THE POLE
spigot: ALIENS HAVE GREAT TASTE!!!!!
spigot: BOOP GLOOP ALIEN NOISES AND HORRID 3D GRAPHICS AND EVENTUALLY FRASIER
deuce: T SPIGOT WITH THAT KIND OF GARBAGE AT LEAST NASA COULD DO SOMETHING
spigot: INSTEAD OF LOOKING UP AT THE MOON WE CAN ALL LOOK UP AT THE C|NET
deuce: WHAT
spigot: I SAID LET'S ALL LICK A DICK!!!!!
spigot: HGLGHBLHGLBHGGLH
deuce: BALUGHLAGLAGAG







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