sweet, kind and gentle

"sweet, kind and gentle" | Monday, March 12, 2012 | No. 4,826
deuce: I ENROLLED IN A NIGHT COURSE IN ALGEBRA BECAUSE MATH IS REALLY INTERESTING TO ME
deuce: SOMETIMES I LIKE TO LIE ON MY BACK IN THE GRASS AND STARE UP AT THE CLOUDS!!!! SOMETIMES I SEE THINGS LIKE ANIMALS AND THEY'RE REALLY FUNNY!!!
deuce: TOOK SOME VAGISIL AND THAT ISSUE WITH MY VAGINA CLEARED UP RIGHT AWAY!!!! MODERN MEDICINE IS AMAZING







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