sock in the parking lot

"sock in the parking lot" | Sunday, March 18, 2012 | No. 4,832
spigot: T PANTS THERE'S A SINGLE WHITE SOCK BEHIND MY DOWNSTAIRS COUCH, WONDERED IF IT'S THE ONE FROM THE PARKING GARAGE
pants: T SPIGOT THAT'S WHERE IT WENT [I SERIOUSLY LOST A SOCK AT YOUR HOUSE] [IT IS SAFE TO HANDLE]
pants: HANDLE/WRANGLE
spigot: STILL BEHIND COUCH







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