respect for this mall

"respect for this mall" | Friday, April 6, 2012 | No. 4,851

pants: SIR YOUR TICKET STUB SIR SIR
pants: EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU NICELY TO LEAVE
deuce: RUNNING AWAY
pants: PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THIS MALL
spigot: COULD SOMEONE POINT ME IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF YE OLDE BATH SOAP SHOPPE

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