thomas edison, probably

"thomas edison, probably" | Wednesday, January 26, 2000 | No. 487
spigot: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE ONE MORE STUPID FUCKING DILDO
spigot: WHO INVENTED THOSE THINGS ANYWAY?????????
spigot: NOT ANYONE WHO BEATS OFF THAT'S FOR SURE







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