dog lick dog dick world

"dog lick dog dick world" | Thursday, January 27, 2000 | No. 488
deuce: GHLGAHLGAHLGAHGAHLAG
pants: IT'S A DOG LICK DOG DICK WORLD OUT THERE
pants: AND IT IS MY DUTY TO POINT OUT THAT THERE ARE JUST NOT ENOUGH DAMN DICKS
deuce: TO LICK
pants: YOUR HONOR
deuce: GLHGAHLGALHGAHLGAHLAGHG
pants: I REST MY BALLS
deuce: I DECLARE A MISTRIAL
pants: HOW ABOUT A PISS PARTY
deuce: YOU ARE IN CONTEMPT
pants: WHAT PART ABOUT "I WANT TO LICK YOUR DICK" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
deuce: BAILIFF TAKE HIM AWAY
pants: I JUST WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE AND LICK DICKS
deuce: GIVE HIM A MUZZLE
pants: HULAGHLAHULAH







Tomorrow
"you need to earn it" featuring deuce and pants




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