mom beats me

"mom beats me" | Friday, May 18, 2012 | No. 4,889
pants: SO WARM I AM HIDING IN THE SERVER ROOM
pants: MY SHIRTLESS BODY GLISTENING WITH SWEAT
pants: SLOWLY WE MAKE LOVE
pants: I AM INSIDE YOU WITH THE FIST OF A RANCH-HAND WHO KNOWS HIS WAY AROUND TIMES SQUARE
pants: THEN I WAKE UP AND MOM BEATS ME FOR JACKING OFF IN THE LIVING ROOM







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"if you seek his monument" featuring deuce and pants




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