caesar salad

"caesar salad" | Wednesday, June 6, 2012 | No. 4,907
spigot: QUITTING JERKCITY AND WAITING TABLES
spigot: OUR SPECIAL TODAY IS MY PRICK IN YOUR FAT FACE WITH A CAESAR SALAD
pants: WE ARE PREDICTING THIRD STAGE SHUTDOWN AT ELEVEN MINUTES THIRTY-TWO SECONDS







Tomorrow
"like a crabby crab crab" featuring deuce and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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