swans to dongs

"swans to dongs" | Sunday, January 30, 2000 | No. 491
dick: I AM A PRACTITIONER OF THE ANCIENT ORIENTAL ART OF DONGAGAMI
dick: I AM FOLDING DONGS IN TO SWANS AND SWANS IN TO DONGS
dick: I GO BOTH WAYS
dick: I AM SUSAN DEY FROM THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY YEARS
dick: I INTEND TO KEEP TALKING UNTIL SOMEBODY INTERUPTS ME
deuce: GALGHALGHLAGH
dick: T DEUCE THANKS







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