god talks to me

"god talks to me" | Sunday, June 10, 2012 | No. 4,911
pants: GOD TOLD ME NOT TO TELL OTHERS I CAN HEAR HIM
deuce: IF HE WAS THE REAL GOD HE WOULD BE PROUD OF IT
pants: I MADE SURE IT WAS HIM !!! I'[M ALL LIKE DO THE WATER INTO PISS TRICK AND HE'S ALL OKAY AND THEN SUDDENLY PISS
deuce: YEAH OKAY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEFER TO THE JUDGES ON THAT ONE
pants: PFTRPFTFPTPFPT HE IS MY GOD







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