spigot: I SUSPECT I WILL BE FOUND GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE DICKLICKING
pants: YOU CAN'T SEND US OUT THERE WITH THAT GAY BAT FLYING AROUND
rands: A WELL-HUNG JURY INDEED
Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.
