oh god you're a monster

"oh god you're a monster" | Thursday, September 6, 2012 | No. 4,995
deuce: DON'T THINK JUST KISS ME
pants: NOT IF YOU TAKE MONEY FROM GEORGE SOROS
deuce: BUT ONLY A LITTLE
pants: ALSO TAKE OFF YOUR HIJAB AND LET ME SEE YOUR PRETTY PRETTY OH GOD YOU'RE A MONSTER
deuce: LOVE GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BE FREE
pants: OH GOD TENACLES AND TOO MANY EYES AND A BEAK







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