jizz splops

"jizz splops" | Friday, October 5, 2012 | No. 5,018
spigot: IMAGINING A GLOSS-FINISH ADULT VIDEO BOX COVER ADORNED WITH CLIP ART OF JIZZ SPLOPS AND VIDCAPS BUT THE TITLE IN NEON PINK IS SOMETHING LIKE IT'S OKAY WE CAN TRY AGAIN IN A FEW MINUTES
spigot: THIS NEVER HAPPENS
spigot: CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF WATER







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