timecop (part 2 of 2)

"timecop (part 2 of 2)" | Sunday, October 14, 2012 | No. 5,025
pants: SOMEBODY GET TIMECOP ON THE HORN
deuce: HE'S BUSY KILLING TERRORISTS DURING A HOCKEY GAME
pants: WELL WHEN'S THE SOONEST HE'LL BE AVAILABLE
deuce: 1868
pants: GOING BACK IN TIME BEFORE MY EYES GET OH GOD HOW IS THIS STILL HAPPENING
deuce: THE DICK IS A TIME TRAVELLER TOO







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