prologue

"prologue" | Monday, October 15, 2012 | No. 5,026
spigot: I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS AND POUR THE DIRTY SHAMPOO WATER INTO THE SINK AND WRAP THE CORD AROUND THE THING AND PUT IT BACK IN THE CLOSET
spigot: SOMEONE COME OVER
spigot: THE DOOR'S UNLOCKED, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TALK TO ME, JUST DO THE THING AND PUT IT AWAY AND TEXT ME WHEN IT'S DONE







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