no help whatsoever

"no help whatsoever" | Tuesday, January 22, 2013 | No. 5,122
spigot: T PANTS MAYBE DEUCE WILL LEARN THE JAVA FOR US
deuce: T SPIGOT IMPOSSIBLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A CAR
spigot: T DEUCE JUST LEARN THE JAVA AND MAIL IT TO ME
deuce: T SPIGOT I JUST TOLD YOU I'M A COMPLETE MORON I'M NO HELP WHATSOEVER
spigot: THEN EMAIL
deuce: OKAY







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