the westminster dog show

"the westminster dog show" | Tuesday, February 22, 2000 | No. 514
spigot: DOOT DEE DOO!!!!! PACKING MY SUITCASE
spigot: I LOVE ENGLAND T-SHIRT????? CHECK!!!!!
spigot: FAKE FUCKED-UP BUCKTEETH??? CHECK
spigot: KNICKERS, TROUSERS, JELLY BABIES, CHECK CHECK CHECK
spigot: DOING A FUNNY WALK TO THE AIRPORT!!!!!!! WAVING THE UNION JACK!!!!!!
spigot: VRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM!!!! UP IN THE PLANE
spigot: BLAH BLAH TALKING TO EVERYONE AND SPILLING THINGS AND MAKING FARTS
spigot: SCREEEEEEEEEECH!!!! I'M HERE!!!!!!!
spigot: FINALLY!!!!!! THE WESTMINSTER DONG SHOW!!!!!!!!
spigot: AW CRIKEY







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