rands is the walrus

"rands is the walrus" | Wednesday, February 23, 2000 | No. 515
rands: I AM HE AS YOU ARE HE AS YOU ARE ME AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER
rands: SEE HOW THEY RUN LIKE PIGS FROM A GUN SEE HOW THEY FLY
rands: I'M GAY
rands: SITTING ON A CORNFLAKE WAITING FOR THE VAN TO COME
rands: CORPORATION T-SHIRT STUPID BLOODY TUESDAY
rands: MAN YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY YOU LET YOUR FACE GROW LONG
rands: STILL GAY
rands: MR CITY POLICEMAN SITTING PRETTY LITTLE POLIECEMAN IN A ROW SEE HOW THEY FLY
rands: LIKE LUCY IN THE SKY
rands: SEE HOW THEY RUN
rands: ENDS WITH A "QUITE GAY" OR "WAY GAY" OR WHATEVER IS FUNNY







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