hamburger alert

"hamburger alert" | Saturday, April 6, 2013 | No. 5,195
spigot: HAMBURGER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING DING DING DING WAKE UP
spigot: HAMBURGERS HAMBURGERS HAMBURGERS HAMBURGERS HAMBURGERS
spigot: OH AMBER ALERT
spigot: FOLKS THE HAMBURGER HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED
spigot: DING DING ETC







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