no part of me is happy about this

"no part of me is happy about this" | Monday, April 29, 2013 | No. 5,218
pants: SO I JIZZED AND IT BURNED THROUGH THE FLOOR AND THEN WE ALL RAN DOWN TO THE DECK BELOW AND IT BURNED THROUGH THAT AND THEN WE RAN DOWN ONE MORE LEVEL AND IT FINALLY STOPPED AND WE'RE LUCKY IT DIDN'T BURN THROUGH THE OUTER HULL
pants: NO PART OF ME IS HAPPY ABOUT THIS







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"if you seek his monument" featuring deuce and pants




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