like throwing a bottle into the ocean

"like throwing a bottle into the ocean" | Tuesday, May 7, 2013 | No. 5,226
spigot: TYPE 2 DIARRHEA
spigot: TWENTIETH CENTURY FAGS
spigot: TELLING JOKES IN JERKCITY IS LIKE THROWING A BOTTLE INTO THE OCEAN
spigot: IT MAKES A SPLASH AND SOMETIMES YOU HIT A SEAL







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.