the faq wizard

"the faq wizard" | Friday, March 3, 2000 | No. 524
rands: I NEED A QUICK DICK INJECTION
rands: IF ONLY
spigot: DOWN DA DOWNT / DOWN DA DOWNT / DOWNANA DOWNT
spigot: HOOOO WEEEEE OOOOOOO / DOCTOR WHO
pants: THE FAQ WIZARD WILL HELP ME TO LICK MORE EFFICIENTLY
rands: YEAH







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