one is too small

"one is too small" | Wednesday, May 22, 2013 | No. 5,241
spigot: JEAN CHARLES YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE EATEN THE ENTIRE CAKE
pants: THE DRILL INSTRUCTOR, SHE WILL BE VERY UPSET
spigot: WHO WILL FLY THE PLANE
pants: I HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL MY TRAINING
spigot: YOU STUPID FOOL, ONE SHOE IS TOO BIG AND ONE IS TOO SMALL
pants: HOW WILL I ENGAGE IN TRENCH WARFARE WITH THIS KETTLE ON MY HEAD







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