all i learned from life

"all i learned from life" | Saturday, May 25, 2013 | No. 5,244
pants: TRY TO BE GOOD TO ONE ANOTHER
pants: MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
pants: LICK NINE DICKS IN NINE MINUTES
pants: HERE'S THE TRICK: SKIP THE DICKS YOU DON'T CARE FOR AND SPEND TIME WITH THE ONES THAT MATTER
pants: ALL I LEARNED FROM LIFE I LEARNED FROM PANTS AT JERKCITY







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"by mistake" starring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.