big book of jerkcity update: 1 of 2

"big book of jerkcity update: 1 of 2" | Thursday, June 13, 2013 | No. 5,263
spigot: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR NAME, DNA, AND FINGERPRINTS
spigot: INEXORABLY TIED TO THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST PRODUCT?????????
spigot: IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN BY HAVING A LEGACY????? SIR?!?!?!?!







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.